January 2012
December 2011
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Oh Jesus. Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve.
Time I was supposed to close the shop: 7pm
Time I found out that that’s when I was supposed to close: 7:30
Time I actually walked out the door: 9:10
Fuuuuu
Caller: I need you manager's cell phone number.
Employee: I'm sorry, I don't have it.
Caller: Well what would you do if the building was burning down?!
Employee: uh...call the fire department.
This dude then said he's from the secret service. What is today?
I just sang “Summer Nights” in front of way too many people. Good thing I’m drunk.
At the bar, there’s karaoke going on and someone just sang LIT. night: made
I have health insurance finally!!! It’s Blue Cross Blue Shield too so it doesn’t suck!
I had a dream last night that Freddy Krueger was after me. It was terrifying.
“My true compassion is for all living things and not just the ones who are cute...”
– Gorilla Biscuits
I didn’t mean for that to be rude, I’m
Sorry.
I’ve had five glasses of wine. Hot crappola.
“I didn’t even recognize you. You look………..different.”
I forgot how badly red wine kicks my ass.
“The only people who ever get anyplace interesting are the people who get lost.”
– Henry David Thoreau (via thenocturnals)
